Guns for Everyone

In response to all the concern in the United States about gun violence, George W. Bush will soon be implementing a new law that will give free firearms to all United States citizens. Each family will be given one forearm per person in the family. When asked about theses new laws President Bush said, "We have had enough of trying to protect all our citizens from gun violence, so we have come up with this new law in hopes of taken the pressure of the police and put the responsibility back in the household." President Bush says he is sure that this new policy will reduce the crime rate, saying "If criminals knew that everyone was carrying a weapon, they would be deterred from committing all forms of assault, robbery and sexual harassment." The Present also believe that this would be solution for the rising black market sale of weapons, saying "Who is gonna buy it illegally, when they can get it for free from the government."